My mother had a dream where she came to visit Laurie and my house. We were at work and across the street were the bums from the last post (although she has not seen those bums on this side of The Dreaming.) So she went over to my brother's house with a tub which she filled with goat droppings. She brought it back and fertilized our lawn in the hot sun. Which, needless to say, took care of the bum problem.
I have to admit that I seriously considered this option when she told me her dream.
Sorry, I'm keeping my goat droppings, you can't have them! :)
ReplyDeleteActually I fertilized the grass area when the bums had been staying (across the street).
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